Live

BACK TO HEALTH

This was the moment a patient who was told his ‘terminal cancer’ was actually a back problem celebrated – by having his hospital bed wheeled outdoors in the sunshine to laugh and smile.

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Stuck

OH SH*T

A bungling council were forced to apologise yesterday (thurs) after a man was locked in a public toilet — for more than 24 HOURS.

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Ninety

TRIPLE THE SPEED

A motorcyclist has avoided prison despite doing three times the speed limit- riding at 92mph in a 30MPH zone.

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Short

SHORT HAND-ME-DOWN

A series of 250-year-old notepads featuring some of the earliest examples of SHORTHAND in Britain have been found – at a car boot sale.

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Horse

I CANTER BELIEVE IT

A British stuntwoman has completed the most dangerous feat in horsemanship – by standing atop two galloping horses with NO REINS.

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Shed

TOOL ORDER

A pub which holds 60 people, a stunning summerhouse and a giant TEAPOT are among the front runners to win Shed of the Year, it was announced yesterday (Tues).

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Baby

WHAT A COCK UP

Fashion chain Next has removed a baby grow from sale – after customers noticed it was covered in PENIS drawings.

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Tax

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

A man has been jailed after he set fire to his own home and watched it burn from the comfort of a deck chair in his front garden – in protest over the BEDROOM TAX.

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Drown

TOT TRAGEDY

A missing three-year-old boy has died after he was found lying face down in the family swimming pool.

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